[humor] Cewe Cakep vs Cowo Tajir ….

Ce’: Mas krj dimn?
Co’: Sy cuma usaha bbrp hotel bintang 4+5 di Jkt n Bali

Ce’: (Wow… konglomerat nih!)… Mas tinggal dimn?
Co’: Pondok indah Bukit Golf …

Ce’: (Wow kereen, rumah org2 “the haves”) Pasti gede rmhnya ya?
Co’: Ga ah, cuma 3000 m2..

Ce’: (Buset!) Pasti mobilnya bnyk ya?
Co’: Dikit. Cuma audi, bmw, porsche,Mercedes, maserati,alphard,Lexus.

Ce’: (ini cowok idamanku!!) Mas punya istri?
Co’: Belum, hehe

Ce’: (Enak jg klo jd bininya) Mas merokok?
Co’: Tidak.

Ce’: (Wah sehat nih) Mas suka minum2an keras?
Co’: Tidak dong…

Ce’: (Cool abiiizz) Mas suka judi?
Co’: Tidak.

Ce’: (Oooh, so sweet) Mas suka dugem gitu?
Co’: Tidak

Ce’: (iih sholeh buuanget!!) Mas udah pergi haji ?
Co’: Yah baru 3X & umroh paling 6X…

Ce’: (Subhnllh, calon surgawi..) Hobbinya mas apa sih?
Co’: NGIBUL..

Ce’: :’(

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